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i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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