Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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