And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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