He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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