when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I just want to make out with him forever
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
