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• (708): View more from Illinois

  the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  "The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (915): View more from Texas

  when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up

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• (714): View more from California

  walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined

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  he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.

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  So when does your new flight leave?

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  At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying

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• (845): View more from New York

  Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.

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• (209): View more from California

  I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (716): View more from New York

  Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave

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