I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON