Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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