So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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