i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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