Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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