so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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