I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
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EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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