It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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