spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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