Buhtt sex?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
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who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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