wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...