is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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