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• (630): View more from Illinois

  wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?

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• (214): View more from Texas

  i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over

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  Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!

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• (916): View more from California

  Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup

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• (323): View more from California

  He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.

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  Your life rocks...

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