I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
