We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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