he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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do herpes really smell.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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