Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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