Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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