I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize