Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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