You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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