The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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