in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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