I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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