that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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