she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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