but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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