Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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