i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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