Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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