But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
