Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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