Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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