and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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