Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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