Walk of Shame. In a state park.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
