Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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