So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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