I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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