last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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