found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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