apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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