Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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