Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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