So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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