Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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