absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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