i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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