she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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