I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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