so that wasnt chicken after all
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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