if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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