Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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