Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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