ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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