so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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